Two
little
boys
were
visiting
their
grandfather
and
he
took
them
to a
restaurant
for
lunch.
They
couldn't
make
up
their
minds
about
what
they
wanted
to
eat.
Finally
the
grandfather
grinned
at
the
server
and
said,
"Just
bring
them
bread
and
water."
One
of
the
little
boys
looked
up
and
quavered,
"Can
I
have
ketchup
on
it?"




